Kenoath signs up the Queen.

Kenoath signs up the Queen.


In a coup for the iconic Australian streetwear label, terms with Buckinham Place have reached fruition. A spokesperson for Queen Elizabeth 2 today announced. "We are so honoured Liz has been selected as the new page model for Brisbane based streetwear label, Kenoath Clothing Co. A royal entourage will accompany the Queen to Brisbane in May for a photoshoot on North Stradbroke Island."

CEO of Kenoath, Mr Kenneth Oathington announced, "We are glad to end weeks of speculation and rumours. Our new page model is indeed the Queen and not Liz Hurley. We conducted a number of zoom castings where Liz has excelled in posing and presentation. We can't wait to get her to Straddie, get the jewels tanned up, sink some piss, catch a few waves and let her rip in our new crop tops."

This Aussie brand continues to stun the market with it's old school themes.


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