BRISBANE - ON THE PISS 2032
"Start training boys"
That's the golden advice to budding medal aspirants from The High Performance Beer Drinking Centre Director - Mr Kenneth Oathington - OAM B.A.Beer.
There will 2 beer disciplines in the Queensland 2032 Olympics.
1. Team Skulls
2. The Happy Hour 60 minute Sprint.
3. The Full Strength Pub Crawl Marathon.
A control beer have not been finalised but it's expected an advantage may favour the local athletes.
Oathington did stress, "There will be no craft beer in the Marathon discipline. Every tried eating fruit tingles for 3 fken hours?"
Brisbane Pub Crawl 2032